Dad in the Desert Inventory: Day 2

Number of pearls seen:1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Trips and Falls at the Museum: 2 (one, major)
Bad cups of coffee: 2
Use of foul language in traffic: 4
Naps:2
Inspirational films: 2 (Last Crusade, River Wild)
Very Special Birthdays: 1 (MOM's!!!!)